Pass the message

On Tuesday night, my family, including the maid, we went to Vivo City Tung Lok Signature Restaurant to have our annual family lao-yusheng. While eating the appetizer, nicky (the youngest) suggested we play 7-up, and seeing how my folks struggle with the mathematical table left me in my high pitch laughter in that restaurant.

Soon after that, when the food came, we stopped 7-up. And nicky then suggested us to play "Pass the Message" game. Hohoho, and yours truly who is filled with the lamest ideas for the message started off,

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1st Original Message:
Aunty Lina (my mum) wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini in Sentosa.

The End Message:
Aunty Lina wear sexy in Sentosa.

2nd Original Message:
A blue monkey tell a pink lady, "I want that black versace"
(I was trying to rhyme!)

The End Message:
A black auntie buy monkey wear panty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!