Irritating Methodology
Was helping out Andy Ong with his assignment by using the thing that I have the most - my brain. *chuckles*
And it turned out to be an irritating methodology not usually practised here in Singapore; so if you happen to have heart attack, refrain from reading.
Assignment: To write "My 60 ways to prevent incident of any one drowning in a reservoir"
My answers:
#1: Have lifeguards on duty during the peak hours (after school hours)
#2: Put a high fence surrounding the reservior to make it impossible to fall in lah.. -.-"
#3: Don't have reservior lah.
#4: Put a basic swimming lesson chart near the reservior, so that the people would know how to swim
#5: make them put on float before they enter
#6: Put a sign that says "If you drop your handphone, call 1800-xxx-xxx to claim a new one from our head office" AND "If you dropped your wallet, call 1800-xxx-xxx to claim back the amount from our head office also.........because your life is precious, don't play play."
#7: Put a sign that says "there is no fish, don't bother looking, lest you fall into hell."
#8: Put a sign that says "If you drop into the water, you will be liable to be bonded with the government to clean up the reservoir for 10 years"
#9: make the reservior shallow to above knee high level water only
#10: the flow of water will flow to the hospital/police station
#11: whenever someone steps near the reservior, the alarm system will go off and alert the police from all over singapore.
#12: Put guard dogs on duty to chase kids who try to be funny
#13: Don't even have reservior, all new water
#14: put cctv
#15: Restrict humans to go to reserviors - want to romantic, go botanic gardens, or bukit batok swimming complex.
#16: Put scary photos of dying from drowning like the ones on cigarette packs. (eyes bulging out, tongue stick out, face purple)
#17: Put a sign that says "Insurance cannot claim commit suicide cases hor."
#18: Put a sign that says "your mum might be drinking from the water where your body lies."
Are we irritating or what? Heh.
